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Astral Projecting into Solid Rock

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

I tried something different the other night: I projected my consciousness into a rock.  It wasn’t a big stone but it didn’t need to be all that large to hold my ethereal spirit.  The rock was the size of a large grapefruit.  The rock was tan and it had a few brown stripes.  It was smooth on the surface: seemingly from rolling around in a river for a few hundred thousand years.  Does this sound like a boring story so far?  How much excitement can there be, in the life of a rock?

Astral Project & More

Astral Project & More

Anyways, I projected my spirit into the rock and I looked around.  It was speckled inside.  That didn’t make much sence because it gave no indication on the outside of being speckled inside.  I expected only stripes.  There were stripes inside too, but also the speckles.

I initially speculated that I was looking at the rock’s history, where it might have been part of a speckled outcropping.  Then I thought of the Akashic Records and I wondered if even the boring life of a rock would be in them.  And I think they were.  The Akashic Records have everything in them.  But things happen very slow for a rock.  Actually, the time passes quickly from the stone’s point of view – because a rock probably doesn’t have a point of view.

I put probably in italics, because I’m not actually sure on that point.  Maybe rocks do have self awareness?  I felt myself tumbling over backwards, as if rolling up a river as time flowed quickly in reverse.  As I rolled, I grew heavier and my shape took on sharper edges.  Then after a particularly violent lurching, I felt part of a larger unit.

Read the Akashic Records for Yourself

The rest of my fast forward glimpse into the life of a rock was about as boring as the first was.  It wes cool to experience it but it really didn’t have a trilling plot line that I can relate.  So we’ll skip forward to today.

I awoke and reexamined the rock that had shared my bed.  It still showed no sign of being speckled inside.  But I had to know so I broke it in half with a sledge hammer.  That might sound like I damaged my new friend but a rock’s entire existence is devoted to becoming smaller: with it’s final stage as only sand.  And if a stone actually does have a conscieousness, then mine now has a split personality.

Yes!  There were speckles inside.  The interior was just as I had seen.  Maybe I should start contracting my astral geology services out to mining and oil drilling companies.

Robson

Join the Astral Project fun by astral projecting

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

I still haven’t finished telling of my astral projection experience where I learned something of what happened in Hell to Adolph Hitler, but I’ll hold off on that for a bit.  It is a bit complicated to relate and I’ve had some more astral projection adventures since then.

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Astral Project

Astral Project

I’ve astral adventured in Hell and I’ve even touched another soul who was having a lucid nightmare at the edge of Hell.  Most recently, I’ve just been exploring and looking for a perfect place to use as a meeting place in the astral plane.  That is proving more difficult than I expected.

Obviously, the first place someone will spend astral time in is likely to be their own rooms or houses.  That’s what I mostly did too.  I astral projected up to the ceiling and simply enjoyed the exquisite sensations of being free from my body – which I could see sleeping on my bed.  When my astral project experiments took me further away from home, I found there were numerous ethereal places I could go.  And each of those is huge.  For example, I could suggest astral projecting travelers could meet ‘at the gates of Hell’ but those ‘gates’ are not like physical gates in a fence: the gates of hell is more like a border.  Directions like North, South, Up & Down are useless too.  I’ll figure out something by the time some people are ready to link up while astral projecting.

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Help me look for great ethereal places in the astral plane.  Set aside the incorrect presumptions about astral projection that an unenlightened society has implanted in you.  Set your spirit free of your body for a little while and you’ll be opening up a whole universe of possibilities for yourself.

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Where do you astral project to?

Monday, September 21st, 2009

I get tweets and messages from people who astral project and I project that one day there will not be the stygma attached to it.  Souls CAN astral project: astral projecting is a natuaral thing for a soul to do.  I actually feel sorry for those souls who can’t astral project – because they could astral project if they just got rid of that nay-saying attitude and just tried to astral project.  What shall we do about it?

Astral Project

Astral Project

I suggest that those of us who can astral project, and who enjoy the ethereal experiences of astral projection, should simply tell of our astral adventures – Openly.  That is really what this Astral Project Party site is for.

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If you astral project, please comment and tell us about your astral projecting experiences.  I’ll continue to tell of my astral projecting knowledge.  Perhaps we can change the attitudes of some people who are wavering in their ‘nay-saying’ stances.  Instead of scoffing astral projection, they may become jealous and want to journey in the ethereal realm too.  They they will discover that they can astral project too.

Someday, astral projection will be the ‘norm’ and those who can’t astral project might be the ones scoffed as ‘primitives’.

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Where in Hell did Adolph Hitler go?

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Looking for Hitler in Hell, found 911 hijackers instead

I astral traveled in Hell again last night and it was a long journey.  I began my astral project adventure as usual by just leaving my body but I had thought to peek around in Hell again.  Instead I found myself at the river Styx where the boatman of Hell is.  He beckoned me over.

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‘I don’t have my wallet along.’  I thought.  Hell’s ferryman is said in lore to demand payment for crossing.

‘Your credit is good.’  I felt him say by telepathy.  It is true that the judgment during my NDE was favorable and I know I haven’t done anything contrary to my conscience since.

‘I just wanted another look in Hell.’ I telepathically projected my thoughts.

‘I know what you wanted.  You wanted to see if you could find out where in Hell Adolph Hitler went.’  The Styx boatman said and it was true: that exact idea had crossed my mind shortly before beginning my astral project travel.  ‘But he was here in Hell a long time ago and has since moved on.  I’ll show you where in Hell the 911 hijackers went instead.’

The small boat we were in suddenly went into a hellish chicane of rocks and rapids.  The ferryman of Hell stood solid through it with his pole trailing in the fast moving water.  Then Hell’s river became smooth as a sheet of glass and on the one bank there was a luxurious waterfront chateau.  On the lawn and on the beach there were some naked Arabic looking men having frantic sex with many incredibly beautiful women.

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‘This doesn’t seem like a fitting punishment for the 911 hijackers.’

‘They were promised houris and a 1000 year orgasm for giving up their lives in a jihad.’ The boatman of Hell explained.  ‘That is what they expected on entry into the afterlife and so that is what they got.’

‘Enough!’ I heard one 911 hijacker screaming as we drew nearer.  ‘No more!’  Another cried.  And I could see pain etched vividly on all the 911 hijackers’ faces.

‘The 911 hijackers realized after about the first few hours that pleasure becomes pain when it is grossly over-extended.’  The boatman continued speaking as we stopped by the pier.  ‘Would you care to experience some astral sex while you’re here?  There are plenty of houris willing to accommodate you.’

‘I’ll pass on that.’  I could see that the torment the 911 hijackers were experiencing was horrendous.  Each was continuously ejaculating and the houris were the only ones given occasional respite as they traded off with each other.  The more intense the pleasure should have been, the more heinous the pain of it becomes when it just does not end.  ‘Will the 911 hijackers have to continue for the full one-thousand years?’

‘Besides these 911 hijackers, there have been many more Islamic soldiers who have died in Jehad.’  The astral boatman pushed his pole into the pier and we were back floating in the lazy current.  ‘All were offered ten centuries worth of climaxing with houris but so far, none have ever endured more than a couple of decades.  A failure to complete the term adds a capstone insult to the injury.’

Enjoy Lucid Dreaming – Astral Action in the Comfort of Your Bed

‘So what in Hell did happen to Adolph Hitler?  Can you tell me?’

‘Adolph Hitler’s spirit spent some time here in Hell….’

Learn Telepathy

Learn Telepathy

I’m going to leave off here and post the rest of this astral adventure later.  Since this was my first astral travel where direct communication occurred, I want to briefly describe that.  Even though an astral traveler does not have ears, eyes, or breath to make speech, we have recent memory of what it was like to have them.  The telepathic communication ‘sounds like’ talking though it isn’t, and the things the astral traveler sees ‘look’ like vision, but again, it’s not.  My best description is that it’s like how you see and hear in a dream, even when your sleeping eyes are closed and your bedroom is silent.  But astral travel isn’t like a dream either because your sensations are not muffled from being in your body.

I’ve consciously never used telepathy here in the physical realm but it is the form of communication used in the astral plane and also in Hell.  In our spirit form, telepathy is quite natural for us and that fact tells me that telepathy can also be accomplished here in life too.

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Anyway, I plan to astral project travel in Hell some more because it is fascinating.  And I’ll also finish up my account of this astral adventure in Hell soon and I’ll tell you what I learned from the ferryman of what Adolph Hitler experienced while in Hell.

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Astral project is as a temporary death

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Why can’t so many people put two and two together and get four when it comes to astral projecting and near death out of body experience? The two are the same thing!

Astral Project

Astral Project

Think of an astral projection as a membership to a website. The person doing the astral project only has a limited or first tier membership access. The one experiencing a real death has access to the same realm as the astral traveler who left their live body behind, BUT the membership for the actual death is an unlimited access. The astral traveling after an actual death is out of body and into the farthest reaches of eternity, where the recreational astral projection travels can’t venture – yet.

People fear death and they really shouldn’t. Death is not the end. Yes, the body you are in now will die but that is not actually you. You are the spirit and you will endure out of body into eternity or into another life. When you can accept the fact of your being a spirit, and not a body/mind, then you’ll be free to enjoy the benefits of being a spirit. You’ll be able to astral project and you’ll be able to enjoy your living life in the body and out of body without the pervading fear of death holding you earthbound.

Feel free to ask me anything about astral projection. I want more people able to astral project out of body.

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Where to Astral Project

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Where we hold our first Astral Project Party? Obviously your physical body will be back in your home so the physical place is irrelevant but we want an identifiable location where our astral projected spirits can meet. The place where we astral project to can be anywhere but I think we should keep it as physical place and simple to start out. Any suggestions? Where will we astral project to for our astral party, and when?

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Astral Projection IS reality

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

astralprojection_iconThe supposed ‘reality’ people say – “You think you can astral project, so you must be crazy.”  Whereas I say, “I know that I can astral project but you can’t so you must be a block-headed moron.”  The ability to astral project is one of your spirit’s natural abilities and it’s pleasurable: why wouldn’t you want to astral project?

luciddreaming_iconThink of this another way.  Suppose you lived in a puritanical sect that told you that sex was not possible.  You might live your whole live without experiencing something as natural and enjoyable as sex is.  Well. you currently live in a repressed world where the prospect of the spirit performing a fun and utterly harmless act is scoffed at and by that backwards-thinking public opinion, many people will go through their whole lives without even tasting the forbidden fruit of astral travel.

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Screw the public opinion.  I astral project and I’m proud and extremely happy that my spirit found the use of that ability despite ridiculing morons saying “Astral Projecting CAN”T be done: Astral Projecting is not reality.”  My answer is “DUH!  Of course astral projection isn’t physical reality: and astral project is into the astral reality or perhaps the hyper-reality.  And you’ll never get there because your block head is too square to fit though the subtle astral project openings.”

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Astral Project Party

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

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astralprojection_iconSince my death experience, I can astral project and I want to help others to astral project too.  For one thing, astral projecting feels wonderful: astral travel is a spirit liberating experience.  Just as importantly though, exploring the astral gives a spirit a true sense of exactly who and what they are.  And what spirits really are, what your spirit is too, is an ethereal being using these physical bodies while we are residing in this non-astral plane of existence.  However, as our spirits are astral, we as our spirits are able to project back home to our ethereal existence.  We can astral project at will — when we are not hampered by pessimistic nay-sayers and our own negative thoughts.

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